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slutformisha:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

What do french people call a really bad thursday?

a trajeudi

update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you

(via fakebrit)

17 hours ago
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Anonymous said: Can you please tag humans? Im a furry and don't like seeing gross people on my dash. Thank you! :3

dokibots:

what

what the fuck is this

1 day ago
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gabite:

communistbakery:

thirstfollower:

I gave a blow job today

how did it go?

I sucked

(via mrs-steal-yo-girl)

2 days ago
51,063 notes

The real difference between Gryffindor and Slytherin

brilliantbucky:

evil-freak:

Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you

Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead

Ravenclaw: I’ll find a way we both can survive

Hufflepuff: I’ll die with you

(via alittletoomuchrosemary)

4 days ago
90,532 notes

contra-dick-tion:

What I love about playing contra is that it makes you a fabulous badass bitch and you’re better than everybody else

4 days ago
19 notes

cheezcakedesu97:

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I cannot explain how dangan ronpa accurately describes my life

(via ishimaru-sama)

4 days ago
1,878 notes

birdghost:

current emotion: lumpy bird drawn with touchpad on ms paint at midnight

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(via fancyferengi)

14 hours ago
43,999 notes

frustration-squared:

stilaac:

kailivesinabox:

in french we don’t say “i love you”, we say “vous recevez une heure supplémentaire dans la piscine à balles” which roughly translates to “you are my sun, my stars, my everything” and i think that’s beautiful

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I hate this website

(via nepetastuck)

2 days ago
46,449 notes
howtotrainyourbabyboo:

My cousin just sent this to me and I’m dying because it’s the truest thing ever

howtotrainyourbabyboo:

My cousin just sent this to me and I’m dying because it’s the truest thing ever

(via egberts)

3 days ago
26,090 notes
thesylverlining:

shersock:

lumos5001:

#HELLA; #THERES A MAN/WOMAN COUPLE; #A MAN/MAN COUPLE; #A WOMAN/WOMAN COUPLE WITH A BABY; #AND A MAN/WOMAN/WOMAN COUPLE; #POSSIBLY; #POLYAMORUS; (via mysticwingman) 

THEY’RE STANDING IN A RAINBOW COLOUR ORDER

holy shit if you can be poly in the Sims 4 ohhh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh <3 

thesylverlining:

shersock:

lumos5001:

#HELLA; #THERES A MAN/WOMAN COUPLE; #A MAN/MAN COUPLE; #A WOMAN/WOMAN COUPLE WITH A BABY; #AND A MAN/WOMAN/WOMAN COUPLE; #POSSIBLY; #POLYAMORUS; (via mysticwingman) 

THEY’RE STANDING IN A RAINBOW COLOUR ORDER

holy shit if you can be poly in the Sims 4 ohhh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh <3 

(Source: cross-fiction, via flappermermaid)

4 days ago
95,984 notes

Put ‘unf’ in my ask if you find me attractive.

sexti0n:

*anxiously waits for the zero messages i’ll get*

(Source: hypocriteofwords, via incompleteicarus)

4 days ago
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